Waiting behind a van with a rear door sticker requesting ‘Hows My Driving?'(plus obligatory ‘helpline’). To paraphrase a call centre cliche, ‘Your call is important to us…’. The driving? Better than the spelling.

‘Neat Neat Neat’ – West End Donor Centre, Margaret Street

A young foreign woman taking in the required fluids prior to giving blood for the first time. The experience perhaps made a bit more challenging on the realisation that the orange (squash) she is drinking needs to be diluted, as patiently demonstrated by a member of staff.